The Right Wing

Here are a few ways to cope with a Barack Obama Presidency:

1.  Move to Mexico.  With the recent rash of drug related beheadings property is dirt cheap.

2.  Move to Canada.  Take a trip to see what United States healthcare will soon be like.  Very cheap, unfortunately you may die before the government decides you are sick enough to see a doctor.

3.  Move to Kenya.  Barack’s brother has room in his corrugated metal shanty, just watch out for those crazy guys hacking people to death.

4.  Find a dark room, curl up into the fetal position and gently repeat, “Oh My God, Yes We Did” until you fall asleep.

5.  Tough it out.  Grab some cigars and tune into Rush everyday for a dose of sanity (if he hasn’t been banned through the “Fairness” Doctrine).

6.  Get some crack from Obama’s drug dealer and spend the next 4 years in a drug induced coma.

7.  Just deal with it.  It can’t all be bad, Marxism worked out well in Russia didn’t it?

8.  Renounce that silly religion you cling to and recognize President Obama as the Messiah.

9.  Go with the flow.  Grab your Karl Marx t-shirt and head down to Obama headquarters before all the good jobs are taken.

10.  Shoot yourself (if Obama hasn’t already taken your gun away).